Baby Stuff

My brother and sis in law headed into the hospital yesterday. She is over a week late and her water finally broke.

I told my kids that Auntie T's water had broke and they got all excited and kept saying that the baby was coming soon then. (We've been there before!!).

Cutie Pie, who hadn't really said anything, and who is now old enough to understand a bit more, asks me later on...

"So, her water broke down? Does that mean the baby is coming out soon?" (edited to put the proper terminology in...I couldn't remember exactly what she said before...then she said it again!)

...I am waiting for the next set of questions to come up next...I know they will be starting soon as I am getting further along in my pregnancy...so, I will start preparing my answers now...

The Facts of Life

As overheard in my house today...

Cutie Pie: Who gets the other chocolate milk?
Dad: Mom does (a man who knows how important chocolate is!!)
Mom: It's for the baby
Cutie Pie: Yeah, the baby
Dad: We are not doing this again Ruth...
Me: Grinning
Cutie Pie: The baby comes out of your tummy right?
Dad: No, only sometimes
Cutie Pie: Mom, doesn't it come out of your tummy?
Me: Nope, none of you guys came out of my tummy, you all grew in there though
Cutie Pie: Well, how do the babies get out?
Me: You remember when Pooky was born, don't you?
Cutie Pie: No
Me: Guess where the babies come out of
Cutie Pie: Hesitatingly pointing to the area below my belt...from there?
Me: Yup
Cutie Pie: EWWWW GROSSSSSS
Me: That's where you came from
Cutie Pie: I NEED A SHOWER!!!

Anyone else want me to talk to their kids???